Some things are guaranteed to make me giggle and one of them is quaint literal translations, nowadays probably via Google translator. So while trawling through hotel and B&B ads in Bedoin, at the foot of Mont Ventoux (guess what I'm planning to do!) I came across this beauty, which has left me scratching my head:
"Vain apartment of village, joint with the owner, in calm dead end. Stay corner includes/understands cooks, corner living room".
Sooooo ???, part of the owner's house in a cul de sac. Then??????? !